Correction: Everybody hates Jenny McCarthy. Period.
Seen above looking like the brain dead, accidental love child of Lisa from Team America and Bullseye from Toy Story, Jenny McCarthy has quickly become the most hated shrieking hyena on The View. Viewers feel like Jenny is about as pleasant as a battery acid enema and she’s so annoying that she’s making people miss Elisabeth Hasselcrack. You should probably consider a career in corporal punishment when hos would rather fill their ears with Elisabeth Hasselcrack’s shrill whining than listen to you.
Some inside source tells Radar that ABC did a little research on Jenny’s popularity with viewers and learned that America’s enemies love her, because she’s making Americans punch themselves in the eyes and stab their eardrums out with flaming wooden chopsticks every time she opens her mouth. Basically, if viewers had a choice between listening to Jenny McCarthy and watching a 25-year-old blackhead get pulled out of a pore while eating a bowl of dried dates, they’d go with the latter. It’s less disgusting and won’t give you recurring nightmares. The inside source said:
“ABC has begun doing deep research on Jenny’s work on the show and the initial findings are that viewers want to tune out the second she opens her mouth! The data has revealed that she is FAR more off-putting than Elisabeth. [Barbara] isn’t looking for a replacement for Jenny yet, she is obsessed with ratings and the longevity of the show, so Jenny needs to turn it around or she will be gone. Right now they’re just trying to adjust Jenny’s performance on the show so that she comes off as more appealing, but that’s an uphill battle.”
The source went on to say that Jenny may have a two-year contract, but Barbara will buy her out if ratings continue to fall.
I just can’t with Babwa for putting Miss Tits Against Vaccines on The View. Jenny is responsible for the pain and suffering of many children and now she’s responsible for committing brain cell genocide on The View. I’d like to think that this is all part of Barbara’s plan. She knows The View is already dying, so why not kill it all the way by putting this blonde torture device on it. Or Barbara has officially lost her mind. One or the other.
Here’s more of Jenny with her piece Donnie Wahlberg (yes, my 11-year-old self cries into the fetal position every time I type that) last night. Bitch is dressed like a blind librarian who steals all her clothes from the Goodwill donation bin.