Hot Slut Of The Day!

This fancy fromage connoisseur who only gave one fuck while riding the N train from Manhattan to Brooklyn the other night: he only gave one fuck about his precious wheel of Brie. This is some fancy shit!

Jim from Brooklyn (via Gothamist) took this picture of the fancy cheese lover cutting the cheese during rush hour on the subway. Jim had this to say:

Homeboy was seriously enjoying a half wheel of what must have been a severely aged Brie with crackers. He’d dig his gross fingers into the Brie, dig out a piece, slap on a cracker and throw it down. The Brie was highly fragrant and most straphangers were appalled. He also licked his fingers after each bite (perhaps my biggest pet peeve/gross out move). He got off at Atlantic/Barclay, boarded the R and left the subway at Union St. Clearly Park Slope’s finest. It gave me the chills to watch his saliva soaked fingers dive repeatedly into that ripe cheese.

One time I watched a small Asian girl with fucked up bangs lick the subway pole like it was a popsicle and ever since then, I can barely drink a bottle of water on the subway without getting grossed out. Yes, eating anything on the subway is gross and eating cheese on the subway is extra gross. But this dude just doesn’t care and he brought some pure class to the subway. Do it, bitch. Stink up that subway car with some cheese that smells like unwashed uncut peen. Be your classy fucking self.