File this in “Another Reason To Love Sweden” between “Alexander Skarsgard’s vampire viking peen” and “Swedish pancakes from Ikea.”
Here’s an ad from a costume store in Sweden and us English-speaking sluts are raising a glass of lube to all of these ladies (except for the prude-ish magic bunny and prude-ish devil) for being proud sluts. But the Swedish-speaking sluts out there are disappointed because the costume store is out of the slutty witch costume they wanted to wear for Halloween. I did not know this, but “slut” means “end” or “finished” in Swedish. Meaning these slutty costumes are out of stock. It’s funny that “slut” in Swedish means “finished,” because in English it basically means never finished and always open.
And I’ve finally found my costume for Slutoween: a sold out Swedish nun costume! DEN SLUT! (That means “the end” in Swedish.)