Night Crumbs
I see Sandy from Annie really went 2013 by getting a buzz cut and joining CrossFit – Popsugar
Jennifer Garner’s talking to the costume designer of the next Superman movie right now and asking them if they can please put a chastity belt on the Batman costume and only give her the key – Lainey Gossip
Greased up Ukrainian dildo Maksim Chmerovskiy might be secretly sprinkling Sensa on Kate Upton’s Hot Pocket (not a euphemism) – Celebitchy
And the ghost of Robert Kardashian is somewhere in the afterworld letting out a “Heffa, please!” – Reality Tea
Kim Kardashian is an extremely safe, smart and responsible driver – The Superficial
Former home wrecking hero Sienna Miller rolls around in delicate, English rose lingerie in Elle Magazine – Drunken Stepfather
The sweet nectar has never touched Jennifer Hudson’s lips – ICYDK
In case you missed it, here’s all the performances from last night’s tribute to Finn on Glee – Towleroad
The HoweInTheHELLArePeopleStillTakingTheirPicture Twins pose in lingerie in NYC – Hollywood Tuna
This “same person different time” shit is tripping me out and I am way too sober to take it in – The Berry
Dear Hilary Duff, that’s a placemat from Pier 1, not a skirt – Popoholic
Ellen must be stopped – Just Jared
Even the porn industry doesn’t want Lindsay Lohan – IDLYITW
I would hit it, but he’d probably break me in two (and I can’t believe I typed that like it’s a bad thing. I’m ashamed of myself.) – Pajiba
The Biebs wants his old au pair back – Popbytes
And six seconds later, Russell Brand’s fan realized she had full body crabs – I’m Not Obsessed
Fabio is aging into a really buff late-in-life lesbian – Moe Jackson
One of the tiny dancing teddy bears in Miley Cyrus’ VMAs performance did not like being a tiny dancing teddy bear – HuffPo