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October 11, 2013 / Posted by:

The easy access jeans that Lady CaCa threatened to sue over.

You can finally throw away your DIY fuck jeans with cut out holes over the b-hole and crotch area, because a ho shit couture designer named Philip Scott is coming out with a pair of jeans that makes it easier for you to get it in with your piece anytime, anywhere. Philip Scott named them the “Gagajeans” and after he applied for a trademark, CaCa’s lawyers threatened to pull down the zipper on his easy access jeans and fuck him hard with a lawsuit. Lady Gaga took the name “Gaga” from Queen and Queen took the word “gaga” from newborn babies who coined it and have been using it for centuries. “Gaga” has been around since the beginning of time. But CaCa’s attorneys say that Philip is clearly using her name to promote his easy fuck time jeans, because he’s leaving comments on her videos in YouTube to try to get her fans to go to his website (which is a beautiful work of complex high art in itself).

According to Radar, CaCa’s lawyers want Philip to destroy any jeans with her name on them, shut down the website and drop his trademark request. Philip Scott swears that he didn’t name his jeans after CaCa, but he’s still going to change the name. Philip wrote on his website:

I have heard your comments and in an effort to make everyone happy I am dropping the name “Gagajeans”. Almost every response to the survey did not like the name. I liked it but it is your opinion that counts. Several people commented that the name Gagajeans does not do the Jeans justice or describe how sexy these jeans really are. Several have suggested Paris as being a totally sexy name however Paris Hilton and Paris France would probably sue me for using it sooooo, at least for now and for the first 250 produced the name will be Pheiress (Pea Heiress , say it fast). This is a made up name that fell out of the sky and landed on this page. I will take into consideration all names that you have submitted for the actual brand name. Thanks for all of your comments good and bad. I know a lot of you don’t like this idea so don’t come back and don’t buy a pair. There are others who are leaving bad comments because you are Gaga fans and I do understand this. However it does not change the fact that She has accused me of selling Jeans with her trademark and the plain fact is that I have never to this day sold a pair of Jeans.

So maybe now the BULLYING will stop.

Despite the fact that these jeans look like some shit you can get on Canal Street for $15, Philip estimates that these one-of-a-kind jeans will cost around $10,000 a pair. Nothing says “I’m trolling” like charging 10 grand for a pair of swap meet jeans with a zipper sewn into the crotch. And wearing these jeans will cost you more than $10,000. Think of the emergency room bill you’ll have to pay when your dick skin or pussy lips get caught in the zipper.

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