Page Six reported this morning that Ramona Singer of The Real Housewives of New York City might be having turtle time all the time to deal with her husband of 27 years, Mario Singer, passing his bare dick to a young blonde socialite. And you probably didn’t read that sentence at all since you made the mistake of staring into Ramona’s crazy eyes and now you’re driving to the nearest discount liquor store to buy every bottle of Ramona Pinot Grigio.
P6′s sources say that 60-year-old Mario met the unnamed blonde socialite type at some fancy party in the Hamptons and the two spent the summer together. Mario and his 20-something trick screwed at his Hamptons house when Ramona wasn’t there and when she got pregnant in August, he paid for the abortion. They kept bumping wet parts and they’re still bumping wet parts.
A source says that she was at a party in the Hamptons and the roommate of Mario’s side piece showed her pictures of his dick.
“The girl said, ‘You’re not going to believe this, but I have to show you some pictures. Mario’s having an affair with my roommate. She showed me a photo on her phone of Mario’s ding-dong. A selfie text of his naked body, in the girl’s apartment!”
Ramona told Hollywood Life that it’s not true.
Ramona is a human bottle of Pinot filled with equal parts delusion and insanity, so even if she caught Mario giving it to a socialite (Side note: The hell kind of socialite has a roommate?) raw dog style, she’d close the blinds on her STAINS eyes and pretend she didn’t see anything. I mean, this is the 56-year-old crazy mess who thought a fetus, not menopause, was to blame for her period not coming.
But I refuse to believe any of this until I see solid (meaning it better be hard) proof! And yes that’s me saying that I really want to see Mario Singer’s 60-year-old dick. Judge me all you want, just judge me while showing me Mario’s naked selfie.