Night Crumbs

October 10, 2013 / Posted by:

Joaquin Phoenix came out last night and served up some Penguin meets Tiny Tim realness – Just Jared

This is why one should always keep a bottle of hydrangea-scented room spray on them. If Madge is ever bothering your ass by texting in front of you during a movie, just spray at her until she scurries away – Lainey Gossip

Courtney Stodden, stop it, there’s still 21 more days until Slutoween – Reality Tea

Harvey Milk’s on a stamp now – Towleroad

James Woods is a goat-footed wheezy old drama queen, but what else is new? – The Superficial

Get your blankie and gather around, because Uncle Tim Gunn has a few things to say about Miley CyrusCelebitchy

I do not appreciate that Hayden Panatroll stole an outfit out of the Big Business costume closet – Hollywood Tuna

Adrienne Bailon gets into a one piece in the name of charity – Drunken Stepfather

Boyfriend beater Emma Roberts and her victim look shiny – The Berry

The Miss World crown looks like a Christmas tree topper – Popoholic

Dear Lady CaCa and every other pop trick out there, this is truly how a performance is done (even though I want to a fox to gnaw my ears off every time I hear that song) – SOW

La Bruja from Real Housewives of Miami looks breathtakingly stunning here – OMG Blog

RiRi got a Maori tattoo – IDLYITW

Caution: Your loins will quiver right off of your body and scurry away at first sight of Bruce Jenner’s sexy ponytail. I still haven’t been able to find mine – HuffPo

Speaking of quivering loins, here’s Iggy Pop giving us pure YES – Crunk + Disorderly

Laura Jeanne Poon on Elle MagazinePopsugar

Screw all of these, I’m going as the white crusty crap on Kanye’s mouth – Videogum

Lady CaCa shows us what she looked like before her last nose job – I’m Not Obsessed

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