Sarah Michelle Gellar finally unlocked the basement door and let Freddie Prinze Jr. come out to play and now we know that while he was trapped in there he was doing ab crunches and sloppily shaving his nipple area. Here’s a topless 37-year-old FPJ making witches cream on the next episode of Lifetime’s Witches of East End. FPJ plays some hot seasoned piece who gets with Madchen Amick (aka forever Carrie Fairchild from CPW to me).
And to answer my own headline question, will most Americans trade in their children for a free Venti Salted Caramel Mocha from Starbucks. YES! The answer is YES in all-caps. Like a fine wine and leather anal beads, FPJ gets better with age. FPJ’s elbow-length hair gloves really did it for me.