Hot Slut Of The Day!

October 8, 2013 / Posted by:

Tommy, the pooch who needs his furry paw held whenever he goes for a drive.

I had a boyfriend like that. No matter which one of us was driving, he’d have to hold my hand. He’d say that if anything happened to us, at least we’d be holding hands while it happened to us. Bitch, life is not a Nicholas Sparks novel! I used to tell his ass that holding my hand all the time is putting lives in danger and could cause accidents. “Officer, I’m sorry I crashed straight into that pick-up truck full of puppies. I wasn’t able to turn the steering wheel fast enough because I was using my other hand to hold onto my boyfriend like a goddamn scared child holding on to his fucking nana.” Besides, if you’re going to use your other hand for something other than driving, at least use it to give a road handjob like normal people do. I swear, some bitches.

And I honestly don’t think this dog is trying to get his paw held. He’s tapping at the driver like, “Hey, hey, hey, can we switch places and you let me drive, because one hand is screwing with that camera and the other hand keeps wanting to hold my paw.” Or maybe Tommy’s asking his owner to change the station because he just can’t with Daft Punk anymore.

via Tastefully Offensive

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