Open Post: Hosted By Liam Payne

October 7, 2013 / Posted by:

Liam Payne and Louis Tomlinson, two of the yodeling twinks from One Direction, went surfing in Australia today and while they were breaking their little asses on the waves, one of their crazed fans climbed up to their hotel balcony and snatched a pair of Liam’s red chonies that were drying outside. Right after Liam tweeted about it, the panty snatcher got caught by his bodyguard and avoided getting a visit from the police by giving him his panties back. It’s okay, she got what she wanted anyway. I’m sure she already stole a pube from his panties and is going to use it to clone him. The crazy bitch probably Googled, “How to get pregnant from a pubic hair.”

And seriously, what kind of crazy trick ILLEGALLY sneaks onto a privacy balcony to ILLEGALLY steal a pair of panties (says the crazy trick who’d probably risk getting electrocuted to death by walking on a power line to get to a pair of dirty silver silk panties drying on Anderson Cooper’s¬†fire escape.)

Pics: Splash

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