Since we can never get enough Miley Cyrus news (“I really fucking hate your ass right now” – you), here’s a little story about how Miley ‘s alter ego Hanna Montanna choked on a wholesome gluten free cookie and died last night, brought to us by TMZ. On SNL last night,
Molly Miley simply said “she was murdered.” Hell, I thought bitch was already killed and dismembered by a beyond tragic “twerking” accident but maybe that’s just me.
Miley declared the nemesis that made her great is now dead and buried (duh, and humped on by plushie fetishists). As a mom who had to suffer through Hanna Montanna hell, I won’t be pouring out any liquor. BYE bitch. Sadly, Miley didn’t make it a homicide-suicide situation.
For the Mericans out there and those who want to laugh at us, you might enjoy the only noteworthy part of last night, the parody “We Did Stop” where our little twerk challenged hussie roasts the government shut down. But really Miley, if you can stop then do. Just STOP bitch.
After the lukewarm snorefest of a performance she gave on SNL, of course Miley decided to go out and party in her bra and panties, and there are pics. If you hate yourself, or if you haven’t seen a 12yo boy naked lately, feel free to peruse the gallery below.