Hot Slut Of the Day!

October 6, 2013 / Posted by:

The ethereal white Gianni Versace butterfly from Lifetime’s House of Ver-SAYCE!

I still don’t know if I spent my night watching a Donatella Versace documentary starring the real Donatella Versace (because it was THAT real and Gina Gershon is better at being Donatella Versace than Donatella Versace is) or if I watched Nomi Malone’s fever nightmare where her arch rival Cristal Conners playa her favorite designer’s sister. But there were so many Hot Sluts from the future multiple Emmy award-winner House of Versace. Gina Gershon’s Italian accent (which sounded like a Russian babushka after a root canal) was HS material and so was Raquel Welch’s gaping nostrils. But the true HSOTD was the exquisite Gianni Versace butterfly.

After Gianni is murdered by psycho gay serial killer Andrew Cunanan, he appears in the form of a gorgeous white butterfly backstage at a Versace fashion show. It was ridiculous and a mess,  but the CGI white butterfly gave the most emotionally raw performance in that shit. It was the Meryl Streep of the House of Versace and I hope Lifetime gives the CGI white butterfly its own movie.

And since Gina Gershon as Donatella was snorting up everything and anything that was white, I’m so glad she didn’t snort up that Gianni Versace angel butterfly.

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