The ball pit was a real crowd pleaser at last week’s NASCAR race. – June Cleaver
“Going Fishing with Gary Busey” didn’t make it much past the pilot. – Texndoc
No amount of club soda was getting the cum stains off of Miley’s Leotard. Her last assistant died trying. – Veryoldbat
When Jim Toth wants to motorboat Reese Witherspoon, he has to get to her first. – Strepsi
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