Professional open letter author Sinead O’Cantstopwontstopwritingopenletters screamed out a third open letter to Miley Cyrus this morning. In Sinead’s first letter, she put on her Captain Save-A-Ho hat and warned Miley of the pimp music executives who are only interested in whoring her flat ass out. Miley responded by using her Wite-Out nails (stop with the fucking Wite-Out nails already) to dig up old tweets that Sinead wrote during a mental breakdown. Sinead threw off her Captain Save-A-Ho hat and responded to Miley in a second open letter where she threatened to sue Uncle Terry’s adopted lizard niece for calling her crazy. Miley responded to THAT open letter by asking Sinead if she wants to meet up and twerk this out in person. And that brings our asses to Sinead’s THIRD open letter. Oh, and somewhere in all that open letter writing, I ate dark chocolate peanut butter straight out of the jar with my finger while watching a ladder walk by itself for 107 seconds. Just thought you’d like to know.
Because Sinead’s site keeps getting butt fucked hard with a fistful of traffic, it keeps coming up and down, so she posted her third open letter on Facebook. Sinead is going to sue Miley if Miley doesn’t take those tweets down and Sinead is wishing Miley into the crazy house. Yeah, this is the part in the Glamorous Ladies of Wrestling match when both of the wrestlers are really fucking annoying us, so we get out of our seat to order a peach wine cooler from the bar in the back. Here’s a piece of Sinead’s latest open rant:
I have no interest whatsoever in meeting you. You had plenty of time yesterday to abuse Amanda Bynes .. an entirely innocent party.. and myself.. who also did nothing to deserve your abuse.. along with every other sufferer of mental health problems and every person who suffered abuse at the hands of priests.
You can take five minutes today between g- string fuckin’ changes to publicly apologise and remove your abusive tweets. If you do not then you don’t give a shit who you mock and what damage you do by being so ignorant. When you publicly apologise to Amanda and myself and all mental health sufferers as well as all who were abused by priests that will end the matter as far as I am concerned.
what you did yesterday was designed to damage me and my career and has caused me enormous distress and harassment and has potential to damage my career, since you deliberately gave the impression those tweets of mine were not two years old but reflect my current condition. If you cannot apologize I will have no choice but to bring legal proceedings against you since it is extremely hard to be given work when people think one is suffering from mental illness.
I have no interest in or desire to cause you trouble but if you do not apologise for having deliberately tried to cause me hurt and trouble personally and professionally I will have to bring pressure upon you.
When you end up in the psych ward or rehab I’ll be happy to visit you.. and would not lower myself to mock you.
Be a proper woman and make the public apologies I have listed above.
But when is Sinead going to apologize to pussy peddlers for comparing them to Miley Cyrus?!
There’s no winners here. Sinead lost, Miley lost and all of us really lost. Because Sinead spewed out three really long open letters and not ONCE did she talk about butt fucking. It’s not a certified Sinead rant unless she talks about her brown being difficulted.
And here’s Miley wearing one of RiRi’s old shirts in NYC yesterday. It goes without saying, but I like that shirt. I’d much rather see Miley’s cunt on her chest than through Uncle Terry’s camera lens.