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October 4, 2013 / Posted by:

The sixth member of The Breakfast Club ensemble: the beautifully crafted sculpture in the library.

Art is subjective and means something different to each of us, but I know we can ALL agree that: a) The Breakfast Club sculpture is an important piece of modern art and is America’s answer to David and; b) The Breakfast Club sculpture is obviously a pea-headed double amputee doing “The Snake.” Or maybe it’s Matthew McConaughey pointing over yonder. Or maybe it’s a potato sack full of misshapen dicks.

And I know it’s pretty much impossible to make something perfect even more perfect, but Allison did it by decorating its head with a piece of bologna.

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After The Breakfast Club finished shooting, the artist shellacked that piece of bologna to the sculpture’s head and donated it to MoMa where it’s been a headliner ever since. (That’s not true.)

And what other statue can say that it’s had Judd Nelson’s dick on its neck before? (Actually, a lot of statues can probably say that since Judd Nelson is a mess and has most likely neck fucked tons of statues.)

(For Lahoma)

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