Frank Sinatra’s Widow Refuses To Believe That His Man Chowder Made Ronan Farrow

Seen above getting choked with a pearl necklace by Frank Sinatra in a stunning Glamour Shots photo shoot, Lady Blue Eyes is spitting on Mia Farrow’s claim that Ronan Farrow probably, most likely has Sinatra DNA instead of Woody Allen DNA. Mia Farrow made hos everywhere scream, “the hell didn’t I see this before?“, when she told Vanity Fair that Frank Sinatra is probably her son Ronan’s biological father. Frank and Barbara Sinatra married in 1978, and Ronan Farrow was born in 1987, so if he is the father, then he cheated on her by passing his raw 70-something peen to Mia. Mia Farrow was with Woody Allen at the time. But Frank’s glamorous goddess of a widow Barbara Sinatra isn’t hearing any of that shit. Palm Spring’s Desert Sun called 85-year-old Barbara and asked her about this escandalosoness. Barbara refuses to believe.

“I can’t hardly believe that. It’s just a bunch of junk. There’s always junk written — lies that aren’t true.”

Woody Allen’s spokeswhore called the VF article “fictitious and extravagantly absurd that he is not going to comment.”

Sorry, Lady Blue Eyes, but this proof is in the FACE!

Of course Barbara is going to play the deny card. If Ronan really is Frank Sinatra’s son, then that means he can possibly get his hands on some of that Sinatra money. Not that he would, but Barbara can’t be too safe. Barbara is way too old and way too glamorous to be fighting for money in some fluorescent-lit court room. That will screw with Barbara’s day of driving her 2005 bright white Cadillac de Ville (with custom champagne-colored leather seats and gold accents) to the Rancho Mirage Country Club to sip martinis while her pet Bichon slowly dies of heat stroke at her feet. Deny it, Barbara! Deny it! (But if a court battle ever happens, I bet she’d show up in her old Bill Blass suits and kill all those bitches with glamour.)