The expired glow stick that is Ke$hit has been on the side of the stage, in the darkness, watching all the spotlights shine on Miley Cyrus’ smothered cooter flaps and RiRi’s quivering ass cakes, so she’s decided to get a little attention of her own by posing like she’s got a stuck doody bubble and she’s enema-ready. Not pictured: Dozens of people running for their lives from the room because they’re afraid she’s about to blow.
Ke$hit posted this “cracked out gutter weasel in heat” pose and other pictures from some video shit on Instagram, and each picture she looks like a $1 raver whore who passed out on a pile of old cotton candy in the dumpster area of a carnival. In other words, Ke$hit has never looked so demure and graceful. As TMZ points out, the last time we saw Ke$hit’s ass it looked about as flat as a cake that’s been sploshed on ten too many times. She looked like SpongeBob in a Miracle Suit. But now here she is with an actual ass. Either this is some Photoshop wizardry or she got the Nicki Minaj plastic ass special or that’s an ass double.
Whatever the case may be, somebody get the Q-tip.