The Daily Mail has extremely clear (almost TOO CLEAR), 10 million pixel pictures of what looks like Tim Burton sucking the mouth of a blonde who isn’t Helena Bonham Carter in a blonde wig. The pictures are every layer of blurry, so she could have a stuffed up nose and Tim’s helping her out by sucking the snot out. It’s hard to tell.
The Daily Mail says the pictures were taken at the end of last month. Tim Burton and his blonde friend left a movie theater after watching The Wicker Man and the paparazzo followed them to her car. They stopped in an alley, sucked face and then got into her car and drove away. Spokeswhores for Tim and Helena had nothing to say about this.
If there’s only one couple in Hollywood who is probably open and can put their mouths on any piece they want, it’s Tim Burton and Helena Bonham Carter. Those bitches don’t even live in the same house! HBC lives in one house, Tim lives in the house next door and their kids live in a third house with the nanny. It’s a dream! Jerry O’Connell was on Howard Stern earlier this week and he said that he feels weird fapping when his kids are in the house. HBC and Tim Burton don’t have to worry about that! They can lock the door and fuck themselves anywhere they want: over the kitchen sink, in every hallway, etc… They can do the exact same thing with their side pieces. Tim Burton can do his side piece doggy-style on the kitchen island without worrying about HBC or his kids walking in on them. But you know if HBC did walk in on them, she’d probably just shrug and tell him she needs to borrow a little milk. HBC don’t care. And on another note…
If you look at the pictures at the DM, that blonde hairstyle might look familiar to you:
I wouldn’t be surprised. Tim Burton and Johnny Deep have been munching each other’s asses professionally for years, so they might as well date.