Someone at Star Magazine must’ve been snorting Zac Efron’s drug of choice, Lohan powder, while staring at a topless picture of him as Nicki Minaj’s “Sex In The Lounge” played in the background, because they came up with some amazing fanfiction-on-acid shit. According to Star (via Jezebel), Zac probably snorted a few lines off of Nicki Minaj’s triple-decker butt cheek before her ass swallowed him whole and spit him out. Some source says that Nicki and Zac bumped wet parts one night and her body is still quivering over how good the Bronzer-covered dick was. The source said:
“Nicki took Zac to her house in West Hollywood… She said he was the best lover she’s ever had.”
Nicki calling Zac “the best lover she’s ever had” is making Rowlf the Dog feel rejected and disappointed with himself, because you know the Muppets have ran a train on her at least once.
Nicki Minaj hooking up with pretty pretty princess Zac Efron? Really? It’s obvious what really happened. Nicki Minaj is one of the faces of MAC and Zac Efron gets moist in all the right places from putting on MAC Lipglass. Nicki probably has a floor full of MAC shit in her house. I bet Nicki has MAC shit that hasn’t even come out yet. So all those moans, groans, screeches, squirting sounds and screams for God coming from Nicki’s bedroom weren’t from Zac giving it to her hard. Zac made those sounds when Nicki showed him all the brand new Lipglass colors for fall. That’s what really happened. Zac still hasn’t washed the panties he creamed into during his intimate moment with Nicki, because he wants to remember that night forever and he can’t wait to go back for more.