Brit Brit Is Tired Of Being Sexy
During the MTV “documentary” Miley: The Bowel Movement, which aired last night, Miley Cyrus tells Brit Brit that she really wants to perform at the VMAs with her bare chipmunk tits out but MTV won’t let her. So while Miley wants to run around naked and hump everything in her path like a chihuahua in heat, Brit Brit wants to do the complete opposite. Brit Brit called into Boston’s The TJ Show on 103.3 this morning and I guess her puppet masters let her read off of the script for once, because she said that her team keeps pushing her to do more sex stuff and more sex stuff and she’d rather not since she’s got two Cheetolings at home.
TJ brought up Brit Brit’s video for “Work Bitch” and asked her if showing off her titty balls makes her feel uncomfortable since she’s a mom now. As Larry Rudolph stood next to Brit Brit, holding the Starbucks card that he wasn’t afraid to cut up if she said anything she’s not supposed to say, she told TJ that she had to take a machete to footage she felt was too much.
“Oh my god, we showed way more skin and did way more stuff for the video then what is actually there. Like, I cut out half the video because I am a mother and because, you know, I have children, and it’s just hard to play sexy mom while you’re being a pop star as well. It’s kind of like this thing, you know. I just have to be true to myself and you know, feel it out when I do stuff.”
TJ asked her if her people are making her act sexier and she’s uncomfortably laughed out a “yes.” And when her asked her what kind of video she would make if she had complete control and wasn’t a pop robot, she said:
“A lot of sex goes into what I do. But sometimes I would like to bring it back to the old days when there was like one outfit through the whole video, and you’re dancing the whole video, and there’s like not that much sex stuff going on. It’s about the dance and it’s about being old school, it’s like keeping it real and just making it about the dance. I’d love to do a video like that.”
Daddy Spears and Larry Rudolph quickly denied that they made Our Lady of Cheetos do something she didn’t want to do. They released this statement of words to TMZ: “Britney is never pressured into anything. She reviews all creative and for her ‘Work Bitch’ video she discussed toning down some parts in finding a balance of sexy and being a mom.”
So Brit Brit is sick of popping her pussy and just wants to get off the sexy train, and Larry Rudolph needs a money-making mom who will never get tired of bringing the sex. There’s only ONE solution to this problem. Let Brit Brit stay at home and be a Cheetos den mother to her kids and give Regina George’s mom her career.
Problem solved!
Click here to listen to Brit Brit’s interview.