Kanye Kardashian isn’t only good for making you roll your eyes and laugh your tonsils out at the same time by shitting out hilarious nuggets of wisdom from the throbbing anus hole on his inflated ego, he’s also good for taking your soul higher by making his dress-up doll Kim Kardashian look a mess. Halloween came early at a cocktail party in Paris last night when Kim strolled in with her torso looking like the face of a black monster with thyroid eye disease and support hose fangs. If you took the worst (and by “worst” I mean “greatest“) picture of Beyonce (any of these will do), a picture of JLo, a picture of a blob of grease and threw them in a glitchy, low-rent photo morphing program, it would spit out that picture of Kim. Kim’s Botoxed face is greasy for no damn reason and that lipstick is a lovely shade of dried scab. I love it all. Thank you for delivering the fuckery once again, Kanye.
Here’s more of Kim looking greasier than Kanye’s lubed-up b-hole while posing next to his boo Riccardo Tisci. Riccardo probably burst a lung while holding the laughs in, because you know he and Kanye picked that dress out together.