No, We’re Not Having A Good Time

October 2, 2013 / Posted by:

I guess all those seizures and guzzling down all those Purple Drank fucked up Lil Wayne’s entire being more than we thought, because the womb-raiding goblin of New Orleans somehow thought it was a good idea to rap on Wonky McValtrex’s latest musical herp outbreak “Good Time.”

In this snippet, Wonks is still the oldest whore at the teen rave and sounds like a slutty baby with acid reflux while she queefs out poetic lyrics like, “Yes, I’m having a good time and I might be a bit tipsy but that’s okay cuz you’re with me.” Bitch looks as plastic as her soul and those factory-defected swap meet colored contacts make her look like a 99 Cent Store version of the real-life Ukrainian Barbie.

I take back that first sentence. Lil Wayne hasn’t completely lost his gremlin mind, because he did spit out these words of truth: “All she know is suck fuck.” Throw in “and how to be trash” and that would be the most accurate description of Wonky ever.

via Gawker

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