Night Crumbs

October 2, 2013 / Posted by:

What in Italian grandma widow black lace HELL is that on Kate Upton’s body? – Drunken Stepfather

The pictures of George Clooney’s house in Mehico look like the kind of pictures you’d see after clicking “gallery” on the Travelocity page for a Marriott in Cabo – Lainey Gossip

Panty Creamers of the Day: Levi Jackson, his five-lane happy trail and his enchanted crotch forest – The Berry

Money can buy you ass. Case in point: Adrienne Maloof’s Ron-Perlman-as-the-beast-looking ass with her hot toy – Reality Tea

Sarah Michelle Gellar is the anti-Jenny McCarthy, but more importantly why is she wearing my sister’s confirmation dress from 1992? – Celebitchy

If OJ Simpson and Pimp Mama Kris ever got together, their maker Satan would let out a cackle that would make the ground on Earth crack and open up – The Superficial

Every time I see current day pictures of Claudia Salinger, I think damn, Claudia Salinger is grown, but I really mean it this time. Claudia Salinger IS grown – Hollywood Tuna

Um, Difficult Brown, you’re not helping – Towleroad

It’s nice to know that Italian Americans have their very own GLAAD and PETA – IDLYITW

Stacy Keibler looks like a wooden puppet from the Land of Toys – Popholic

Chelsea Handler is no longer squirting 100 proof vodka into Andre Balsz’s face – Just Jared

Katy Perry looks like Dawn Wiener’s really annoying friend – ICYDK

Jean Kasem is a glamorous swan goddess sent from gold digger heaven so she can never do wrong! (Okay, she’s kind of doing wrong, but I’m sure she looks stunning while doing so) – HuffPo

“Oh, Pimp Mama Kris, I hear there’s a lake over in Tanzania which is just gorgeous this time of year! You should go and take your entire family with you!” – OMG Blog

This is exactly what happens to Marc Anthony when he goes through the drive-thru – Gawker

Simon Cowell looks ridiculous – Moe Jackson

BREAKING: St. Angie’s small ass wrist bone while trying to hold the weight of that bag – Popsugar

SHARON STONE! She already has the wardrobe for it – Videogum

Sharon Osbourne drags Lady CaCa a little more – I’m Not Obsessed

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