Seen above looking like they’re on the cover of a hardcore gay frond porn about three power bottom brothers who are taking over the world six dicks at a time, The Jonas Brothers were asked by Out Magazine how they feel about the rumors that at least one of them gets the ass twitches for hard peen. That picture, Kevin’s new wave poodle hair and the fact that they all look like they’re squinting hard while getting DP’d are adding ten gallons of fuel on the rumors, but they say that they love pussy more than they love Jesus.
Joe: We have a lot of gay friends and gay fans. It’s a boy band stereotype; people assume, but we don’t take offense.
Nick: Prior to us being a band, I was a super theater geek. I loved theater and I still do, and I care about fashion, and I care about a lot of things that I feel like stereotypes are attached to.
Joe: [Being in ‘Out’] is a moment for us for sure. We keep saying, ‘Well, it’s about time.’
I guess Out didn’t include Kevin’s response, because they didn’t know how to properly put his “whistling, shifty eye movements and nail biting” into words.