Michelle Rodriguez’s Vagina Goes For Peen And Poon

October 1, 2013 / Posted by:

While the two out of three Jonas Brothers came out as being one hundred percent pussy lovers (HAHAHAHAHA), Michelle Rodriguez tells Entertainment Weekly (via UsWeekly) that the media’s always wondering if she rubs her punane against another punane or rubs it against a hard dick and the answer is: both. MRod says that in movies she usually plays a butch bitch who can suck a twat until it turns into a raisin, so she understands why people thinks she’s a lesbian. But in real life she’s bi-sexual. Clutch your anal beads!

“I’ve never walked the carpet with anyone, so they wonder: What does she do with her vagina? Plus, I play a butchy girl all the time, so they assume I’m a lesbo. Eh, they’re not too far off. I’ve gone both ways. I do as I please. I am too f–king curios to sit here and not try when I can. Men are intriguing. So are chicks.”

One of my favorite phrases of 2011 was Mitchie loves sausage” and MRod gave that us when she denied that she’s a card carrying members of the gayelles. So, on one hand it’s nice that MRod is saying what everyone has already known, but on the other hand I’m sad she didn’t take the opportunity to update one of my favorite phrases by saying, “Mitchie loves sausage and fish. She’s a surf and turf kind of ho.”

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