You can’t say that you’ve truly, truly danced until you’ve danced like you’ve been possessed by the spirit of an air dancer . Or danced like a cartoon Beethoven maniacally playing the piano. Or danced like Mitt Romney after putting on a new pair of magic underwear. Or danced like a Muppet on acid.
As a row of not amused haters seethed with jealousy behind him, my new hero did the I Don’t Give A Fuck shimmy during Willie Nelson’s performance at a political rally in Hawaii. Yes, he probably ended up biting his tongue off and/or was dragged away by EMTs, but who cares! This is HIS moment. And even Willie is making a face that says, “I am not stoned enough for this shit.”