Hot Slut Of The Day!

September 30, 2013 / Posted by:

Everybody’s still freaking out and scheduling an emergency Skype session with their therapist to deal with the separation anxiety they’re feeling after watching (BREAKING BAD SPOILER ALERT) Walter White fake his death and move to the Pacific Northwest to be a lumberjack. But what everybody should REALLY be freaking out over is this sexy abuelita in mom jeans and a Bob Marley shirt serving up some piping hot sweet salsa moves at a party. The most dancing I ever saw my abuelita do is clap her hands at a Dionne Warwick concert, but this abuelita is dancing for the abuelitas.

Skip to the 0:50 mark to see her seduce a younger piece with her thrusting crotch and shoulder shimmy. She’s thrusting like her crotch is a chancleta and the air is a brat’s hand. Dude sits back, because he knows that she’ll only eat him alive and leave him feeling cold, lonely and heartbroken, and no amount of menudo can cure the ache he’ll feel from getting dumped by a hot puma. He can’t handle it and he knows it.

And here’s the Blurred Lines mash-up, because it’s still 2013 and every dance video has to be mashed up with Blurred Lines.

Geeeeeeet it, abuelita!

via Gawker

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