LeAnn Rimes wanted to be the wet dream fantasy of every soccer dad and she wanted all the men at her stepson’s soccer game to cream their khaki shorts while thinking about sticking their peens in her gaping nostril cave, so she sprawled out on the grass and gave them some sexiness. If LeAnn posed like that at a soccer game on Fantastica, all the luck dragon-loving creatures would be wiping up the drool dripping out of their hard nipples. But since this was a soccer game attended by humans in Woodland Hills, CA on Earth, most people reacted like this when LeAnn brought the sex out:
The paps say that LeAnn gave them a show. She kissed on Eddie Cibrian, she pulled out a few genital-drying sexy poses and she theatrically hugged her stepson Mason in front of her arch rival Brandi Glanville. Brandi was probably too daytime drunk to give one fuck. Besides, like any responsible and mature adult, Brandi saves her fights for Twitter. And Brandi didn’t have to frown at Falkor’s sexy poses, because her knee did the frowning for her.
Maybe I’m still drunk from last night, but her knee kind of looks like a grimacing Admiral Ackbar.