The traffic deflectors on Carothers Avenue in Scott Township, Pennsylvania that’s making some gutter brains see nothing but peeeeeen!
While some people look at these posts and see traffic deflectors, others look at them and see Travolta attractors. I thought I was the only one who looked at those things and thought to myself, “I’d hit ‘em all in a row and start all over again.” I can appreciate a row of peen posts, because I think every town should have a row of peen posts, but some residents think those Tommy Lee posts are really inappropriate and really distracting. I mean, it’s really hard for them to drive down that street and resist the urge to jump out of their cars, run over to a bollard and lick the tip while stroking the shaft with two hands.
The Post-Gazette (via Fark) said that one resident told the township commissioner that the row of traffic dickflectors has turned the neighborhood into one giant dick joke. They live in Pennsylvania, not Peensylvania! She said, “People are laughing at it. They’re calling it Penis Road.” Those jealous whores are only laughing to hide their jealousy, because they wish they had a Penis Road in their neighborhood. You show me a bitch who says they don’t want a Penis Road in their town and I’ll show you a goddamn liar.
Because of all the complaints, Commissioner Bill Wells is going to look into the cost of getting the head of the bollards flattened.
There’s really no need to commit an ILLEGAL and wrong act by flattening the head of those dick posts. If it’s really that big of an issue, there’s an easy way to get rid of them. All they have to do is paint the bollards black and instead of having a row of dick posts on that street, they’d have a row of squatting Kardashians. Is that better? Yeah, that’s what I thought.