The competition on “Who Wants To Be Madonna’s Next Vagina Double?” is fierce! – GingeMinge
Little did they know that the king sized turkey legs they so enjoyed at the renaissance faire would go directly to their thighs. – June Cleaver
Or as John Travolta calls it “Buffet time” – OneLiner
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