Night Crumbs
Sean Penn’s daughter really is getting on the sparkle rod. Girl better hire her crazed douche burn of a father as her bodyguard, because the paps and all the members of the ROBSTENISUNBROKEN cult are coming for her. You in danger, girl (that’s directed toward the paps and the Robsten loons, because Sean Penn is crazier than all of them) – Lainey Gossip
In other words, Julia Roberts is now blacklisted from the entire industry and soon civilization will banish her to a deserted island to live by herself, because nobody screws with Meryl Streep – Celebitchy
It’s okay, I didn’t need retinas anyway – Drunken Stepfather
Blake Shelton wants to feed the trolls his dick – The Superficial
It’s Fapfapfapfapfapfapfapfap Friday – The Berry
Chris Christie better not ruin this (he will), because thinks of all the gorgeously tacky gay weddings that will happen if same-sex marriage is approved in New Jersey – Towleroad
Backdoor Farrah bites the hand, dick and vibrator that feeds her – Reality Tea
I was wondering why the air in Los Angeles smelled like freshly bloomed roses and desperation again – Hollywood Tuna
Emma Roberts’ legs look like white asparagus – Popoholic
Katy Perry is dressed like a Talbots assistant manager circa 1990 – IDLYITW
The world now has only ONE job to do: NEVER EVER introduce Miley Cyrus to yiking – OMG Blog
Katy Perry thinks she’s a Joni Mitchell…. – Popsugar
When Ron Swanson giggles, he looks like my mom’s Himalayan cat barfing. In other words, adorable – Pajiba
The real news here is that Alanis Morissette and Souleye are so busy that they need two nannies a day – ICYDK
A coke-free Zac Efron smiles in the cocaine capital of the world – Just Jared
And here I was thinking Brit Brit got sole custody of Starbucks in the divorce – I’m Not Obsessed
That’s not the sound of a goat choking, it’s RiRi cackling at Teyana Taylor getting dropped by Adidas – Crunk + Disorderly
I didn’t notice this until Lindsay Lohan sat next to him, but Jimmy Fallon makes a prettier White Oprah – SOW