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September 27, 2013 / Posted by:

The exquisite and legendary beaded champagne-colored gown that Ginger wore all the time on Gilligan’s Island!

I was scrolling through the channel guide last night (and I never do that since I usually just jump straight to HGTV and hate-watch an episode of their most popular scripted dramedy Love It Or List It. The original one. I can’t fuck with that Love It Or List It, Too mess.) and an episode of Gilligan’s Island was on. I hadn’t seen Gilligan’s Island in forever, so I switched and the angels were on my side, because it was the best episode ever. It was the episode where the ladies compete for Miss Castaway and that sneaky, thieving bitch Teresa Giudice wins the title over them at the last minute.

During the talent portion of the Miss Castaway pageant, the rightful winner, Ginger, wears her best and most glamorous gown. Ginger always wore that dress and it should be considered the 8th castaway since it was in a million episodes. I don’t have my degree in Gilligan’s Island (but I’ll work on getting it from the University of Phoenix online), but I’m pretty sure Ginger wore that gorgeous gown more than any other gown. When I was a kid, I was mesmerized by that piece of beaded glamour. I was Kanye and Ginger’s champagne gown was a pair of leather jogging pants. To me, it looked like it was made with the newly grown nipple hairs of a unicorn, Rapunzel’s pubic mane and the sun’s golden tears. Here it is in all its full-length glory:

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And skip to the 2:46 mark to see Ginger wearing it in the Miss Castaway pageant while getting sabotaged during her performance of “Let Me Entertain You.” (The dog barking in the background is obviously really excited about seeing Ginger’s favorite gown.)

Whenever the government gets around to finally giving the Statue of Liberty the makeover she truly needs, they should put her in Ginger’s beaded gown. It’s an American treasure and I’m sure it’s currently being heavily guarded at Fort Knox.

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