Open Post: Hosted By An 80s-Style Best Man Toast

September 26, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

Brothers Rufus Starlight and Baddy Paris (please tell me those are their real names) were the best men at their brother’s wedding and instead of giving the usual blahblahblah speech, they squeezed on peen-hugging Spandex bodysuits and made him an 80s music video. They went all the way. This is like every new wave music video from the 1980s smashed together and covered with a silver sprinkling of Tron. Rufus and Paddy explained their masterpiece of a best man song like this:

At his wedding we pleaded for our brother not to leave us, in the only way we knew how to say it; through the the medium of 80s music and video.

SPOILER ALERT: After watching this Spandex-covered jewel, their brother dumped his new wife and married them instead.

And if you’re asking, “Michael, why should I spend 6 minutes of my day on this,” I have three words: Silver Peen Prints.

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