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September 26, 2013 / Posted by:

The head whore of Barilla pasta shat out some bullshit non-apology for saying in a radio interview that he’d never do a commercial with a gay family in it and he’s totally against gay people adopting and anyone who doesn’t like it can put another brand of pasta in their mouth. It’s a good thing that I don’t eat Barilla and only eat Penis PastaTowleroad

The Mighty Oprah set Lindsay Lohan straight in the House of White Oprah and I’m sure that while she was there, White Oprah stole a wad of hundreds from her purse. Well, you can’t pay the mortgage with hand jobs and the internal organs of your children. W.O. tried! – Lainey Gossip

The only way Charlie Hunnam would “reconsider” doing Fifty Shades of Suck is if they crossed a zero out of his check – Celebitchy

When Kanye West dies, they should dehydrate his brain, turn it into powder and sell it to ravers at a premium, because his brain is the trippiest drug of all – The Superficial

Joanna Krupa shows us that you can’t spell publicity stunt without TIT – Drunken Stepfather

Most of these towels are ugly, but I still would, because duh – The Berry

Any tingle I had in my body from Towel Thursday went dry after thinking about Joe Gorga saying, “Daddy needs his sleeping pill.” - Reality Tea 

Paula Patton’s dress looks like it used be one of Oksana Baiul’s skater costumes in its past life – Hollywood Tuna

Amanda Bynes will probably be in the mental hospital for a while – IDLYITW

Poke at me when Ian Somerhalder and Paul Wesley start dating – Just Jared

“Say BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH!” – the lady taking a picture of Aaron Paul and that scared baby – Popsugar

I think Sofia Vergara and my church-going tia are the only women in America wearing black pantyhose – Popoholic

The real story here is that Miley Cyrus actually covered up her farmer tan titties – ICYDK

What in tangerine slices with a squirt of mustard HELL is Sharon Stone wearing? – Moe Jackson

Charlize Theron eats another meal with Seth MacFarlaneI’m Not Obsessed

Basement Baby peeks out of the door to slap at Miley CyrusCrunk + Disorderly

Michael Lohan’s love child really is a Lohan, because the fame whore gene is strong in her – Popbytes

Still more entertaining than Taylor SwiftVideogum

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