As Pimp Mama Kris kreamed over Kanye West calling her main ho some “good pussy,” Jimmy Kimmel talked about Kanye’s latest ALL CAPS meltdown over a sketch he did. Jimmy said that Kanye demanded a million “I’m Sowwy” balloons and called himself the most powerful voice in media. I’m pretty sure the announcer on Price is Right is and always will be the most powerful voice in media, but Kanye lives in a world where Kanye is Kanyeverything and yes that world is up his ass. Jimmy read all of Kanye’s tweets and wants to rub his weirdly skinny naked body all over those tweets. Jimmy loves them all.
But if Jimmy Kimmel really wanted to make Kanye rage out of his Givenchy butt plug, he would’ve worn a pair of leather jogging pants while reading those tweets. #NODISRESPECTTOLEATHERJOGGINGPANTS