If your dick is blue, wooden, AND the head is on fire, then for sure you have developed a KTD; Kardashian Transmitted Disease. – ImpertinentVixen
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Although she will deny it in public, Gwyneth is well aware of how much gas the GOOP diet puts out. – bkmn
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