Night Crumbs

Joseph Gordon-Levitt has a “secret” girlfriend (aka Michael Pitt in a wig hiding in the closet… No, I won’t let go of that blind item) – ICYDK

Dear RiRi’s audience, she kept you waiting for five million hours, because she was too busy getting into an embarrassing Twatter fight with Teyana Taylor – Lainey Gossip

Are we sure this isn’t a screen shot from The Hills Have Eyes? – Drunken Stepfather

In case you needed to be reminded that EVERYTHING happens to Oprah, EVERYTHING has happened to Oprah including a nervous breakdown – Celebitchy

I found all of them! They’re all lying naked and lubed up in a row on my bedroom floor – The Berry

If Liam Hemsworth took Elton John up on his offer, it’d be an upgrade – Towleroad

Vanessa Hudgens’ girl group looks like the Dollar Tree Spice Girls – Hollywood Tuna

Samuel L. Jackson fucking conjugates – The Superficial

Kate Gosselin blames for the Internet for nobody wanting to hire her – Reality Tea

The real reason Matt Nordgren and Lindsay Lohan broke up is because he woke up one day and realized that he doesn’t hate himself enough to want to be in the Lohan family – IDLYITW

The ass that Wonky McValtrex gets to do coke off of – OMG Blog

Sabrina the Teenage Witch was rolling when she did that Maxim shoot – HuffPo

Nicki Minaj’s Tupperware titty tried to escape out of her jacket – Celebslam

Joseph Gordon-Levitt, please sashay away! – SOW

ASkars is wearing a tight jean shirt. We’re all done here. – I’m Not Obsessed

I’d hit it – Videogum

Jessica Simpson is hiding her stomach. SHE’S KNOCKED UP AGAIN! Somebody throw a net over Eric Whatshisname’s sperm fish – Popsugar

Nina Dobrev can add “bearding” to her resume now – Just Jared