Okay, there’s actually three reasons to watch the trailer for Dom Hemingway. The first is for Demian Bichir, because when he makes an angry face, my nipples get the vapors, pass out and I have to bring them back by slapping them around and/or rubbing smelling salts all over them. The second is for Jude Law’s Batman helmet hairline. The third is for what happens at around the 1:15 mark. It’s slightly NSFW unless you’re Tommy Girl’s assistant and then it’s required viewing and he’ll write you up if you don’t print out a screen shot of that moment and serve it to him with lunch.
And if it’s way too early in the week for you to exert yourself by pressing play and finding the 1:15 mark, I’ve capped it for you and it’s after the cut.
You’re welcome, Tommy Girl’s assistant!