I’m going to slap myself with a polyester wig for not posting these pictures of Raquel Welch when they came out three days ago. I blame the Emmys, which shouldn’t have happened, because every ho should’ve stayed home and cried all weekend since none of them can compete with this perfection in a lace front.
Here’s 73-year-old Raquel Welch delivering potent servings of glamour at Entertainment Weekly’s pre-Emmy party on Saturday night. Raquel has long denied that she visits the plastic surgeon regularly, which always makes her haters seethe with jealousy. Don’t hate Raquel Welch because she was born with a rare gland in her face that naturally produces Botox. You can try to diminish Raquel’s glamour by snatching her wig, but I guarantee you she’s wearing a wig under that wig and a wig under that one. Raquel knows how many bitches are jealous of her beauty and she’s always prepared. Try it, heffa.