Night Crumbs

The Weinstein Company has pushed the release date for Grace of Monaco into next year, because they know that there’s no way they can beat Diana for Worst Picture at the Razzies – Lainey Gossip

Jon Hamm is getting surgery on his vocal cords. If he needs a nurse with no nursing degree and zero medical experience, but will give him a sponge bath whenever he wants one, I’m available! – Celebitchy

The bad news is, Miley Cyrus is another music video. The good news is, there’s zero twerk action from her and her farmer tan chichis are covered up by an exquisite basketball jersey bikini – Drunken Stepfather

Jake Butt’s tweet about being a tight end is incomplete without a picture of his tight end butt – Towleroad

I’m sure Nicolas Cage’s clip-on ponytail came from a stallion in the Ancient Egyptian Army and he paid 14 million for it at an auction in Belgium – The Superficial

I see Jessie J’s current look is low-budget Tron cosplay – Hollywood Tuna

But what I want to know is, if the Fembot of The Real Housewives of Miami was holding onto a Botox needle and a Birkin over a cliff, and she had to let one go, would she just throw herself over the cliff since she can’t live without either of them? – Reality Tea

A latex-covered Jessica Rabbit makes pepaws nearly spit out their Werther’s by asking for their numbers – Popoholic

Ecstasy was to Nick Carter as blue meth was to Aaron Carter – The Berry

The next time Kanye West gets “scared” by a paparazzi, he should just go on and on about how he’s greater than Michael Jackson and God is his gift to heaven. That’ll make any pap run away and throw themselves into oncoming traffic – IDLYITW

Katy Perry’s wax figure wears less paint on her face than she does – Popbytes

Miley Cyrus definitely won’t regret the Ke$hit-ized “Rolling Stone” BIC pen tattoo she got on the bottom of her hooves – ICYDK

Marie Osmond’s talk show is a gay dream – OMG Blog

FAKE! Julia Louis-Dreyfus is worth like 85 trillion dollars. She has a full-service Coffee Bean off of her master bedroom – SOW

The basic cable Gods took pity on my fap addiction to Demian Bichir and renewed The Bridge – Just Jared

I can practically smell the pile of mints that Chris Martin swallowed to kill the scent of McDonald’s in his mouth – I’m Not Obsessed

I like Heather Graham’s opera dress and probably because it looks like Slimer slimed all over her – Moe Jackson

And one second later, a light wind blew Michael Polish and Kate Bosworth into the Santa Clarita Valley – Popsugar

Dr. Drew has prostate cancer – HuffPo