Kim Kartrashian Is Back Out On The Ho Stroll

September 24, 2013 / Posted by:

While a team of nannies and bodyguards chased after North West as she tried to escape the madness by crawling out of that Evil House of Crazy Whores, her maker Kim Kartrashian and Amanda Bynes’ face, makeup and wig idol Blac Chyna went to Stanley’s restaurant in Sherman Oaks, CA to feed their asses. If you took that last part literally and pictured scared waiters chattering their teeth with fear while carefully shoving raw meat into Kim and Blac Chyna’s Audrey II asses, you’re probably not wrong.

In Kim’s paw is either the contract that North West will have to sign (you’re officially not a member of the Kardashian family until you sign your soul away in your virgin BLOOD) or since her entire life is co-scripted by Pimp Mama Kris and Satan, it could be the script for her engagement scene with Kanye on the Truman Show boat.

And since I want to end this Kartrashian post on a high note, here’s some beautiful, poetic words about the Kardashians from Lamar Odom’s former crackhead father. Lamar’s dad Joe thinks the Kardashians are taking his son down and he let them know he’s got all their numbers, hussies!

“The mother has been talking a lot of trash about my son, saying he’s on drugs and stuff like that. She’s got something against my son, something against my family. Kris Jenner is very negative. She’s an evil bitch. She doesn’t care about Lamar, she just cares about their image and money.

They don’t give a fuck about my son. It’s more about the damage they do to the Kardashian brand. They brought him down. He’d be better off without them. Let him go, get his life together.”

The mother.” Thank you for wrapping up this post in a shiny bow, Crack Daddy Joe.

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