Hot Slut Of The Day!
It was around 80 degrees yesterday in L.A. and I actually had to wear pants over my legs this weekend (I watched a YouTube tutorial on how to put on those pants things since I forgot), so that means it’s fall again! Break out the pumpkin-scented suntan lotion, hand me the knock-off Burberry scarf I wear with my t-shirt and if you’ve got a mountain of leaves in your backyard, joyfully jump in them like you’re a Lohan and those leaves are 8-balls!
A man from Ogden,Utah just finished raking an enormous pile of fallen leaves and after he finished, his Siberian Husky named Butch went at it and showed us all what the definition of pure happiness is. Butch was John Travolta in a mountain of peens and Kanye in a pile of leather jogging pants. This is love.
And yeah, I’m still trying to figure out if that’s a backyard or a really nice private park. Where are the overgrown weeds? Where are the dead patches of grass? Where is all the 10-week-old dog shit? Where is the broken toilet being used as a flower pot? Where are the empty bottles of Corona? That’s not what a backyard is supposed to look like!