Open Post: Hosted By Sexing And Driving

September 23, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K

This couple fucking in a minivan while driving on the Eisenhower expressway in Illinois are amateurs and need to go back to driving school! That’s not how you do you sex while driving. Everybody knows that the chick should be working the dude’s stick shift while in the reverse cowgirl position. That way she can watch the road and drive while she’s getting hers. Because nothing will ruin your orgasm like crashing into the car in front of you. Well, unless you’re Holly Hunter and James Spader, because nothing makes them orgasm like crashing into the car in front of them.

And that commentary… It sounds like The Culps trying to shoot a sex tape. I love how one couple is bickering over getting the money shot and the other couple is bouncing their way to a cum shot in a boner-killing minivan. I bet the couple filming were driving a red Maserati.

via Chicagoist

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