And The Second Hottest Look Of The Night Goes To….

September 23, 2013 / Posted by:

Here’s former HSOTD and the Queen Mother of the Turbans Emma Joy Kitchener and her Alfred Hitchcock-looking ass husband Julian Fellows, the creator of Downton Abbey, at last night’s Emmys. Duchess Kate and the other basic bitches of the court need to save this picture on their iPhones as inspiration, because this is the way a true regal lady does glamour.

Maybe it’s because I’ve been in Z Gallerie way too many times (the promise of endless leopard print pillows draws me in), but she looks like she’s wearing Z Gallerie: THE OUTFIT! That necklace used to be a black chandelier, that lace part used to be a really slutty table runner and that bottom part used to be a bedspread. Emma Joy looks like a royal lady who lost her fortune and was forced to make money by turning her manor into a brothel. That look is very accidental madam.

And here’s a million more looks from last night’s Death & Dancing Extravaganza. Kerry Washington looks like a slice of quinceanera cake with extra frosting flowers and January Jones ripped the dusty drapes off the window in some old lady’s bedroom.

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