If these pictures had sound, I don’t know what would be louder: the chipmunk screech that Miley Cyrus let out of her mouth while singing or the sound of her tortured cooter gurgling in pain as it chokes on a wad of polyester death. I pity the bitch who had to give CPR to Miley’s twat after it blacked out. PETT (People for the Ethical Treatment of Twats) better get on this.
Ratchet Skipper performed during the day at the iHeart Radio Festival in Las Vegas yesterday and it wouldn’t be a Miley performance if she didn’t wear some kind of ho shit torture device that smothered her lizard clit and terrorized her asshole. Those high-waisted slutty granny chonies gave her an albino camel toe of all albino camel toes and they made her ass look even more like a sad plate of undercooked and underseasoned chicken paillard.
I don’t know what looks sadder about life: Miley’s camel toe or the little people who had to dress up as toadstools and rainbows. These pictures are the worst acid trip ever.