The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 19th!

September 20, 2013 / Posted by:

Our new body net is perfect for avoiding mosquito bites or feeling free to commit murder without the stress that you left a hair or other trace DNA behind and it can be yours for three easy payments of $19.99. Phone lines are open. Call now. – Guest

Runners-up:

Not wanting to burst Nana Hermione’s bubble, the grandkids just pretended they couldn’t see here when she donned her ‘invisibility cloak’. – Kiwi_Chicklet

Um Katie, the Scientologists can still see you. – daisy100

Now you can tell the person you’re with, “I’m just not that into you” without having to say it aloud. – ANightWriter

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