On Watch What Happens Live Last night, Andy Cohen had on some of the whores from past Real World/Road Rule Challenges and a caller asked each of them if they’ve ever wet humped on a trick during a challenge. The truthful answer is: YES! ALL OF THEM! Seriously, as soon as those sluts walk into the RW/RR house, their clothes come off, the fire sprinklers shoot out lube and they all stick each other’s fuck parts into each other. They all screw each other. It’s like a really low-rent Caligula. But most of them lied and said that they’ve never touched genitals with another trick during a Challenge. My dreamboat CT, Bethasaurus and Ruthie all claimed that they haven’t (LIES!). Paula pleaded the fifth and Danny Roberts said that he has, but he’s not going to name names, because the dude is straight and married now. ESCANDALO (to those of us who watched this mess)!!!!
Danny dropped a few hints. He said the dude is married now and once dated Trashelle (government name: Trishelle). Trashelle called Danny one day and screamed at him, because she was mad that his peen and her boyfriend’s peen touched. NewNowNext used those clues to narrow it down. The Miz, Steven Hill and Adam Larson all dated Trashelle.
NewNowNext scratched Steven Hill out, because Trashelle denied it was him on her Twatter. That leaves The Miz and Adam. I want it to be The Miz and The Miz makes sense since he oils up to wrestle dudes while half-naked for a living, but he’s only engaged. Adam is married, though, and he is giving me “90s soft-core gay porn” in that picture.
But I not-so-secretly wish it was none of them. I wish it was CT, because CT has flared nostrils made for nose fucking. Can’t you just hear him screaming, “I can smell you cumming, brah! I can smell you cumming!”