Night Crumbs

Even punk rock emo zombies are doing the Miley. Calling Rick Grimes! – Hollywood Tuna

Charlize Theron’s hair is giving me subtle shades of Chris Crocker circa 2007 – Lainey Gossip

The Queer Eye guys are back….for a second – Towleroad

Well, Bendadick Cumsinbatches’ hair looks good….. – Celebitchy

Cut to a dozen copies of Photoshop lying on beds in rehab after suffering from extreme exhaustion due to working the hell out of this picture of Renee Graziano from Mob Wives – Reality Tea

So this is what Pumkin from Flavor of Love has been up to – Drunken Stepfather

Xtina has that “freshly fucked in an electrical storm” hair – The Superficial

I’m sure Alexis Carrington wore Eva Mendes’ outfit before and I’m even more sure she wore it better – Popoholic

You know marriage equality has come a long way when we’re all laughing at two dudes panhandling for funds for their ridiculous international weddings – Gawker

Rest in peace, the Godfather of Nintendo – OMG Blog

Nightmares = Celebrities with Lana Del Rey lips – The Berry

MELT IT WITH FIRE! – IDLYITW

Jessie Spano and AC Slater reunite! – Popsugar

In Nick Carter’s defense, anyone who regularly swallows Wonky McValtrex’s saliva and snatch syrup would cleanse their insides out with an entire bottle of vodka – ICYDK

And here’s Jeremy Renner’s baby friend – Just Jared

The reason why I squee today is Peter Dinklage singing on Sesame Street – SOW

PLOT TWIST! That creepy book that Famke Janssen found in her apartment belongs to Famke Janssen. – Videogum

Oh, Antoine, just stop, bitch. But that beard’s a nice symbolic touch – Crunk + Disorderly

Idris Elba kind of look like he’s pushing one out on the cover of GQ, but I still would (no scat queen) – I’m Not Obsessed