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September 19, 2013 / Posted by:

Kuzya, the librarian cat from Russia!

File this under: Pussies are still taking our jobs and doing them about as good as we do them (see: Kuzya sleeping on the job).

One day, Kuzya, a stray cat, wandered into a library in Novorossiysk, Russia and bitch got a job without even filling out an application. They hired him on the spot and now he spends his work days doing what most of do during work hours: sit there throwing stank eyes. And he basically does nothing while wearing an extremely professional bow tie.

Here’s the story and it’s entirely in Russian, but it has moving pictures! I really wish Sigourney Weaver’s character from Heartbreakers would translate this for me.

We all know how this is going to end. Kuzya may hate his job now and is just doing it for party money, but when his boss tells him that he’s basically a fuck-up, he’ll challenge himself to master the Dewey Decimal System and he’ll become a great librarian. He’ll also fall in love with a falafel vendor somewhere in there. Hey hey hello!

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