Miley really misunderstood the expression “a lady in the street and a whore in the sheets.” – grommet
Jasmine and Aladdin learned the hard way – No drinking when you take the carpet out for a spin. – Kiwi_Chicklet
Pictured: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt filming an upcoming episode of The Real Housewives of Skid Row. – Edward Scissorlonger
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