The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For September 17th!
September 18, 2013 / Posted by: Michael K
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Miley really misunderstood the expression “a lady in the street and a whore in the sheets.” – grommet
Runners-up:
Jasmine and Aladdin learned the hard way – No drinking when you take the carpet out for a spin. – Kiwi_Chicklet
Pictured: Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt filming an upcoming episode of The Real Housewives of Skid Row. – Edward Scissorlonger
via Izismile
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